Sagittarius for better or worse.

Today I received the following ...via a random email forward from an old classmate. The picture attached had to go. I do find these kind of critiques interesting though. I'm a...

SAGITTARIUS -
The Promiscuous One
(11/22 - 12/21)

Spontaneous.  High appeal.  Rare to find.  Great when found...  Loves being in long relationships.  So much love to give..  A loner most of the time.  Loses patience easily and will not take crap.  If in a bad mood, stay FAR away..  Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever.  Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feeling it is a sign of weakness.  Has many fears but will not show it.  VERY private person.  Defends loved ones with all abilities.  Can be childish often.  Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic.  Nice to everyone they meet.  Their love is one of a kind.  Silly, fun and sweet.  Have own unique appeal.  Most caring person you will ever meet!  Amazing in bed!!!  Not the kind of person you want to mess with--you might end up crying.

...for better or worse, I always wonder who writes these? And to note, I find the last attribute extraordinarily interesting ...crazy right?!?